Tuesday, June 10, 2008


In the same batch of mail I received a coupon for a free birthday dinner at The Sizzler (value up to like $14) and an invitation to join the Beverly Hills Country Club.


I'm not sure I've ever been to a Sizzler. Maybe when I was little is all I can guess. But I've certainly never been in LA, and I'm not sure how they found out it was my bday. NDG, did you call them too??

The country club invite is nearly just as laughable. I don't golf. Or make THAT much money. Or own a house. I feel like you should probably own a house to be a part of a country club.

I'm thinking of replying to the country club invite with a copy of the Sizzler gift certificate, and a note asking them if they still want me.

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